american culture has a nasty habit of taking things that everybody enjoys for legitimate reasons and bastardizing it to the point where no sane person would ever find it appealing 

men like large breasts, american culture turns large breasts into a grotesque display of surgical brilliance, big fake orbs on a big fake torso, with fake lips and hair to match

people like drinking booze, american culture turns drinking booze into a pathetic scramble to see who can get the most fucked up, a grotesque display of inebriated control, big fat drunks in a bar that resembles a spaceship

people like believing in a god of some kind, american culture turns believing in a god into a disgustingly desperate shouting match, a grotesque display of illogical nobodies, big smiling xenophobes who claim to understand the nature of the universe 

people like rejecting the belief in god just the same, american culture turns the rejection of god into a horrifyingly hypocritical circle jerk, a grotesque display of wannabe Dawkins, big condescending assholes just as dogmatic as those they attack and belittle

people like freedom, american culture turns freedom into a frightening prospect, a grotesque display of people eating fried foods and condemning a plant, big chubby degenerates, pointing at degenerates and yelling fire

people like america, american culture turns america into a pile of trash, a grotesque display of unbridled egos bouncing off each other, big hulking behemoths, with fake food and fake ideals to match